if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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