Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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