What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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