i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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