Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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