he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
two words...techno handjob
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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