they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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