This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
