yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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