you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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