Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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