He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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