It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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