she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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