dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I'm at about main and main street
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
