Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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