after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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