i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
If I die, sorry about rent.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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