does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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