He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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