We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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