This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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