I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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