every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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