Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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