some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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