yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
my liver is dry heaving
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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