He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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