Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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