okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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