Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I want a musical about memes.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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