A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
this will be a night to untag.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Randomize
