you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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