i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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