I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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