I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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