just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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