yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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