they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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