repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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