Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
They have beer where we have blood.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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