there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize