I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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