Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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