Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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