Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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