suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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