this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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