I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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