no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
This is the high leading the old right now
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
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