Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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