I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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