you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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