I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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